Trade turbo for sex?

"" (bignslow) 01/09/2015 at 14:25 • Filed to: None

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This popped up in my Facebook feed this afternoon. Too bad I wasn't selling the turbo. I'd do her a few times then give her an !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Cherry_man1 >  01/09/2015 at 14:27

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Thats a WTF moment.

Do-Rif-To >  01/09/2015 at 14:30

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Best/Worst girlfriend ever? Best/Worst Girlfriend Ever.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 >  01/09/2015 at 14:31

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In the same way that she's one helluva girlfriend, she's also an awful one. I'm so conflicted.

Wacko >  01/09/2015 at 14:36

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Ask for a photo before you say yes

TxBrumski >  01/09/2015 at 14:48

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Tell her you have a VD and see if she's still willing to get the turbo for her boyfriend. How far will she go?

fhrblig >  01/09/2015 at 14:53

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Worst 'Gift of the Magi' ever.

thebigbossyboss > Wacko 01/09/2015 at 14:54

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so wise.

thebigbossyboss >  01/09/2015 at 14:55

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Wow.

Evil-B >  01/09/2015 at 15:07

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She wants some D and he wants a turbo, its a win win, It may not be a win for the seller if she turns out to look like Shrek's butthole

FKA-RacecaR >  01/09/2015 at 15:16

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I have two turbos for sale...SCORE!!

JKER >  01/09/2015 at 15:22

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Yeah I saw this on the Acura RSX page, where did you see it?

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Evil-B 01/09/2015 at 15:34

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And I take it you know very well what that looks like? o.O

Evil-B > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 01/09/2015 at 15:36

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I'm not willing to disclose my source

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Evil-B 01/09/2015 at 15:37

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Few would be.

 > FKA-RacecaR 01/09/2015 at 15:44

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Don't you mean 2 alternators?

Hey, y'all, watch this! >  01/09/2015 at 15:46

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Probably a serial killer.

Twinpowermeansoneturbo >  01/09/2015 at 15:51

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Any girl willing to exchange sex for car parts probably doesn't look like a model.

 > Hey, y'all, watch this! 01/09/2015 at 16:16

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Just bring protection.

treesmakewater >  01/09/2015 at 16:21

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like a .45 kimber?

ZOMG >  01/09/2015 at 17:17

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scoob >  01/09/2015 at 19:02

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Anyone that describes themselves as above "butt ugly" is actually butt ugly.

 > treesmakewater 01/09/2015 at 19:04

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Yup.

 > ZOMG 01/09/2015 at 19:07

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samssun > ZOMG 01/09/2015 at 21:23

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Not sure if real, but hope so. "I am really pretty"